Quora question: Why is the Philippines on the U.S. State Department list of countries Americans shouldn’t visit?

My response:  According to the State Department, the top four reasons not to visit The Philippines are…

  1. There are U.S. officials who believe Manila is actually a large envelope.
  2. ESPN will not cover the local cockroach races.
  3. All visitors arriving by plane must exit the aircraft by walking backwards.
  4. Intelligence sources believe the only shoes for sale there are from the Imelda Marcos fashion line.
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