What will change in our lives if immortality is found?

What will change in our lives if immortality is found? by Tony Garcia

Answer by Tony Garcia:

  • You’ll pay more attention to “use by” dates on milk cartons.
  • You may decide to “play the field” a while longer before getting married.
  • There’ll be a flood of caskets for sale on eBay.
  • Age 243 becomes the new 30.
  • After age 150, people who look like their pets will be banned from public transportation.
  • Reruns of “Gilligan’s Island” will be played in perpetuity to death-row inmates.
  • World-wide shortages of minoxodil and Viagra will redefine the war on drugs.

What will change in our lives if immortality is found?

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